comeback

“Is that her?” “I don’t know, she has a laptop … short hair …” “Yeah, but does it look like her?” “What?” “Does it look like her?” “I don’t really know what she looks like.” (Pause.) “You don’t.” “Nope.” “Neither do I.” “Oh.” (Pause.) “At least parking’s only a dollar an hour.” ï ï ï “Yes, we’re having a great time. Bea told me how to say ‘go to the bathroom’ in German.” “Well, there are several ways to say it …” “Yes, but she told me the BEST way.” “Was it [insert polite German phrasing...

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