Nine Holes in North Beach

It just so happens that I despise golf. Other than it being the most boring sport I’ve ever had the misfortune of being talked into playing, it attracts more than its fair share of affected, pretentious people.

The opposite is true of urban golf.

And this is why I will be participating in the Urban Golf Association’s 4th Bi-Annual Emperor Norton North Beach Open. I do not own a golf club, but if you would like to donate one to my cause, I will wear the ridiculous hat of your choosing during the entire event.

Putt on, dudes.