listing

Thoughts abbreviated and interrupted. Time for some lists.

Non-blog websites that I visit daily:

  1. VideoEgg
  2. del.icio.us
  3. Flickr
  4. Stikipad
  5. Bloglines

Cassette singles that high school boys attempted to woo me with:

  1. “High Enough” by Damn Yankees
  2. “Love Song” by Tesla
  3. “To Be With You” by Mr. Big
  4. “More Than Words” by Extreme
  5. “Lovesong” by The Cure

Movies that I really should see someday:

  1. “Risky Business”
  2. “Drugstore Cowboy”
  3. “Scream”
  4. “The Ring”
  5. “THX-1138″

Words I have used this week that I think sound pretentious when I say them in my squeaky little voice:

  1. liaised
  2. redacted
  3. isometrically
  4. disproportionate
  5. assmaster

Things random people hanging around on my street have asked me about:

  1. where my flatmate at (in lecherous tones)
  2. if I am still writing my “stories”
  3. books I have read
  4. whether or not I know where they can go to get “things” without clarification
  5. the government conspiracy (note to self: never again prompt, “which one?”)

Things I carry with me that I think I might need but usually don’t:

  1. Strunk and White’s Elements of Style
  2. SF public transportation map
  3. extra fountain pen ink
  4. sticky notes of assorted sizes and types
  5. a Leatherman tool

Physical attributes I would not mind possessing:

  1. black wings
  2. hair that automagically kept out of my eyes always
  3. a real sixth sense, not just the weird tingly brain thing I get sometimes
  4. selective hearing while on public transportation
  5. thinner ankles

Food I crave right this second for no good reason at all:

  1. hot and sour soup
  2. unagi sashimi
  3. sauteed chard
  4. fried bananas
  5. Beau Soleil oysters
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  • http://fxdirect.livejournal.com/ Ben

    Assmaster? That sounds like an … interesting … conversation.

  • inkbot

    hey, ‘sted, where your flatmate at? i’d like to git with her. ;)

    k, that was prolly funnier inside my brain…

    i’ve never seen 1138 all the way through either. we should renty mcrenterson it!

  • Dean Jones

    Damn Yankees?

    Bwahahahaahahahaha!!!

  • http://kflood.net Kyle

    I bet “assmaster” sounds dead sexy when you say it. How could it not?