She will love you more than any other man –
just talked to him.
The narcotic analgesics are very similar.Separate yourself from other men.
Anthony Hopkins
is so familiar.Are there any precautions and side-effects?
Didn’t understand it;
can’t be a lover anymore.
These girls are all alone.What did we do to make it happen?
[Addendum: I apologize for not explaining how these are constructed. I go into my spam folder and read through as many subject lines as I can take (roughly 500-1000), choose the ones I find most intriguing, then use each one as a discrete line of the poem, only adding punctuation and line breaks. Try it for yourself. It's fun!]
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I get some of those spam subjects, too.
brilliant!!!
/gives H the award for best spam recipe
Was the subject the springboard for the poem or did they mail you that all readymade?
I think we must be on the same spamming lists, do you get those ones where they have copied a verse out of a book or something totally of topic.
Then at the bottom theres a link to buy viagra.
Hello I am a Nigerian Banker
selling Cheap viagra
congratulations you win
This is not spam
You must have taken a plenty of time to read through all of them. Brilliant indeed.
I wonder, though, how Anthony Hopkins can be thrown in the mix?
Well constructed; we could all make spam poems!
oh wow! this is so funny and cool. i will have to try it…
I have actually blogged about something like this. small blogosphere!
Zenny
name not associated with your cat (amazing coincidence!)
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