spam couplets
Here we go: end of the year spam couplets! Although these are not technically couplets, bear with me. The first lines are subject lines from my junk mail folder. “It will be hard for you to imagine your wrist without the watch,” she smirked, and I stalked out of the room. A confident person is the one that has a decent look, a good gait, a way with a comb, a pair of unwrinkled pants. If there will be only girls around, will you be ready? Will you tell them about what happened to the boys? Be a man every time, everywhere, with any woman. Open the door for her even if she refuses to walk through it. A totally different perspective of what’s going on is a lame way to enter this beleaguered argument.
Read Morebe careful what you whine for
“Be careful what you whine for” is my lesson today. I was whining to FunkyPlaid this morning about how although I had a day off, I wanted a day off without responsibilities. I pictured a day off during which I lounged in my new slippers with my new lap-desk on my lap, writing with my new purple limited edition Namiki Vanishing Point fountain pen. Instead, I knew I would have to wash the dishes, organize my closet, and clean the explosion of holiday cheer that is my office, among other things. And then quite suddenly, due to some useless person’s utter stupidity online which isn’t even worth getting into, I had to hang out and wait in front of FunkyPlaid’s computer … sitting in a big comfy chair whilst lounging in my new...
Read Moreprocrastination day
So today I read about 300 pages in “Twilight”, washed the bathroom floor, scrubbed the toilet and sink and part of the shower, did the dishes, organized presents, edited some poetry, and wrote two holiday cards. That’s all: two cards. I have no idea how I am going to get these out before New Year’s. Saturdays make me a little wiggidy, to be honest. I usually feel guilty for having the day off because FunkyPlaid doesn’t. Today he and just one other employee ran the whole store, open to close. After FunkyPlaid got home, he collapsed on the bed and didn’t even stay awake for the scotch I poured him. Torgi jumped up, curled up, and that was that. I believe that is about to be that for me,...
Read Morethe return of the huh
I am barely coherent at this point, but sure, I will throw some words together and at you while I sip my cookie tea. You heard me: cookie tea! And no actual cookies were harmed in the making of this tea, so it is gluten-free! Ah, tea-chnology. Various events over the past few days have turned parts of my life into a wobbly shopping-cart — you know the kind, one wonky wheel requiring an extra-tight grip to keep the whole thing moving forward. As a result, my knuckles are white but I am also chuckling vaguely to myself in the quieter moments, from a curious “huh, this is what my life is now” type of observation mode. I would be more specific, but I refuse to break my streak of obtusely referring to Major Life Drama from the pedestal (lighthouse?...
Read Moremiles is creepy
Miles is creepy. I hope we learn more about him in Season 5. View the rest of the cast photos from Season 5 of “Lost”.
Read Morein training
To be honest, I don’t want to write much of anything right now. My evening became a comedy of errors as soon as I left work and attempted to get home on Muni. After an hour’s wait and only two overfilled trains, I took an inbound to Embarcadero so I could try there. I hopped onto a train that called itself an “N-Judah ‘B’” which I had never seen before, but it had N-Judah in the name, so I took a gamble. As soon as it pulled out of the station, it changed to an S shuttle. So I got off at the next stop and waited another 20 minutes for an actual N-Judah. It was just as packed as the two earlier trains, but I shoved myself on. Then I proceeded to have a coughing fit right before my stop. The people around me must have thought my...
Read Morecomplimented
Today I received a compliment of such magnitude that I can barely internalize it, hours later. It caused me to think deeply about self-worth, and how we decide whether or not we “deserve” compliments. I put that in quotes because I wonder if it is relevant what we decide about someone else’s opinion. A genuine compliment is paid regardless of the agreement of the recipient. For much of my life, I have struggled with the concept of what I deserve versus what I receive. With few exceptions, I have been what some have called blessed with good fortune, and that, coupled with a strong Roman Catholic upbringing, comes no small amount of concern that I have not earned it. Yet we earn compliments without having to agree with them. It would be...
Read Moreyou are great
This short film called “Validation” made me smile, laugh, and cry. Plus it stars TJ Thyne, who plays Hodgins on “Bones”! Thanks, Chief Happiness Officer! (No longer able to be embedded. Grr! Watch it here.)
Read MoreSafe Haven
This piece on the Los Angeles Public Library called “Safe Haven” could have just as easily been done about the San Francisco Public Library. It’s worth a look. (via librarian.net)
Read Morewordle.net does cygnoir.net
wordle.net does cygnoir.net, originally uploaded by cygnoir. I could waste quite a bit of time on Wordle.
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