grateful for bad jokes

31 Jul

So this mushroom walks into a bar, sits down on a stool, and orders a martini.  The bartender looks at him and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind in here.”  The mushroom looks up at the bartender and says, “Why not? I’m a fungi!”

That is one of my favorite bad jokes, although I am pretty fond of just about every bad joke I have ever heard.  I don’t know why this is, and I don’t question it.  I just laugh.

(This entry is part of one month of gratitude.)

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  • Is that why the 'that's what she said' line never failed to crack you up? =)
  • matt
    so a bunch of fungi walk into a bar and they can't find enough bar stools for the lot of them.

    "sorry," says the bartender. "we don't have mushroom in here."

    thank you. good night.
  • Dude! Someone else told the Frayed Knot joke! That's my favorite awful joke of all time, and I've never heard anyone else tell it (except of course for the person who told it to me).
  • David
    A string walks in to a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "We don't serve strings here!" So the string got up and went out side, tied up his top and pulled out some loose strands, and walked back in. The bartender comes up and says "You were just in here, aren't you a string?!", and the string says "No, I'm afraid not".

    Get it? Afraid not...a frayed knot...yuk yuk yuk!!!
  • David M
    A man walks into a bar and says, "OW!"
  • A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, drinks for everyone! The highballs are on me!"
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