Comments on: grateful for bad jokes

By: Elea

Elea — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:54:04 +0000

Is that why the ‘that’s what she said’ line never failed to crack you up? =)

By: matt

matt — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:30:22 +0000

so a bunch of fungi walk into a bar and they can’t find enough bar stools for the lot of them.

“sorry,” says the bartender. “we don’t have mushroom in here.”

thank you. good night.

By: Peter Orvetti

Peter Orvetti — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:51:44 +0000

Dude! Someone else told the Frayed Knot joke! That’s my favorite awful joke of all time, and I’ve never heard anyone else tell it (except of course for the person who told it to me).

By: Michael Randall

Michael Randall — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:20:52 +0000

Bacon and egg in a frying pan. Bacon says “Bloody hell it’s hot in here”.

Egg says “Aaargh! Talking bacon!”

Two biscuits rolling down the street. One says to the other “So where do you live, then?” The other replies “I’m not telling you, you’ll nick my washing.”

Can’t have any ‘…walked into a pub’ jokes without pulling up some Bill Bailey, though…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7psL6EB3gk

By: David

David — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:03:18 +0000

A string walks in to a bar. The bartender looks at him and says “We don’t serve strings here!” So the string got up and went out side, tied up his top and pulled out some loose strands, and walked back in. The bartender comes up and says “You were just in here, aren’t you a string?!”, and the string says “No, I’m afraid not”.

Get it? Afraid not…a frayed knot…yuk yuk yuk!!!

By: David M

David M — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:14:43 +0000

A man walks into a bar and says, “OW!”

By: Rob R-H

Rob R-H — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:20:53 +0000

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, drinks for everyone! The highballs are on me!”