with golden hands

What a lovely little spam:

Why should you limit yourself in having an elegant look?
A professional master with golden hands made this golden watch just for you.

How thoughtful!

Too bad I looked at the sender’s address.  Let’s just say it replaced this delicate image with one I cannot Borax out of my brain.

About Halsted M. Bernard

Halsted, a/k/a cygnoir, does stuff with words. Her favourite things to do with words are keeping this diary, writing stories, and organising information. She lives in Edinburgh with her husband, two cats, a few gadgets, several fountain pens, and many books.

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