links for 2010-05-24

• 'Lost' Possibly Still Airing In Parallel Dimension, Desperate Fans Report | The Onion – America's Finest News Source
  I love The Onion! "NEW YORK—Desperate fans of the recently concluded television series Lost are speculating that the program is continuing on in a parallel dimension somewhere, and that alternate versions of showrunners Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse are currently writing new episodes of the series. 'It's very possible that a sideways world running concurrent to our own exists, and that a facsimile of myself is happy, fulfilled, and already gearing up for the season seven premiere of Lost,' said 36-year-old Kevin Molinaro, who, along with more than 20 million other hopeless fans, has recently booked multiple roundtrip tickets from Los Angeles to Australia in hopes of traveling through a vortex in the space-time continuum. 'I just have to find a way to get there. We all do.' According to data from Google analytics, searches for 'How to build/detonate/use a hydrogen bomb to open up a multidimensional wormhole' have increased 10 millionfold since the episode aired."
  (tags: humor lost)