I apologize for the lack of posts this week. On Monday I had a king-sized headache, and on Tuesday I took photographs instead. Back to our regularly-scheduled busting of writer’s block! This prose poem is courtesy of my spam folder. “Too busy to go back to school?” she huffed, dangling the highball glass between thumb [...]
Here we go: end of the year spam couplets! Although these are not technically couplets, bear with me. The first lines are subject lines from my junk mail folder. “It will be hard for you to imagine your wrist without the watch,” she smirked, and I stalked out of the room. A confident person is [...]
When your relationship is getting ruined we know how to help you. We will come into your house while you are at the grocery store, buying whatever the hell cereal you want to buy, now that there are no other arbitrary preferences in the house, and we will rearrange everything. We will confuse your weakened [...]
