We all die alone. Now go to bed!

About a decade ago, my friends and I used to drink massive amounts of coffee and smoke cigarettes and goof off. No surprise there. One of our favorite games was coming up with one-line book reports. I will never forget Greg’s deadpanned _Diary of Anne Frank_: “Jewish girl in an attic. NEXT!”

I think that was one of those “you had to be there” things. But since you weren’t, enjoy this forum thread instead: Describe a book to an eight year old in one sentence.

Published by Halsted M. Bernard

An ever-molting black swan. Reader, writer, library director, over-enunciator. Listening + Unlearning. Opinions are my own. She/her. #BlackLivesMatter