extinguishing the effigy

I’m nauseated by some folks’ reactions to the election, particularly those in the Bay Area. We are so isolated here that it is quite easy for us all to say “this is not my America” or “I’m moving to Canada” or burn effigies of Bush. This last has me especially upset. Burning someone in effigy, to me, is an act of abject hatred. Is this what we want to become? Because, you know, we’re already over halfway there in the eyes of the rest of the world. Let’s not push it over the edge with thoughtless “Fuck America” signs and flag-burning.

Sure, I’m angry at the bamboozlement of over half the country by the media. I work in a library; don’t you think I know how many people no longer think for themselves? Sure, I’m disappointed that Kerry wasn’t elected. But do you think for one second I’m going to let some people who shouldn’t even be in power take away my patriotism, my self-respect?

Get a grip. Whine all you want in your journals and to your friends — everyone knows I sure do — but holding hands and dancing around the burning Bush as waves lap the most beautiful coastline of the most privileged city in America isn’t anything but a grand act of political masturbation. And while you’re wanking off, there are people without food, shelter, medicine, or the ability to vote dying in our streets.

You want to know what I do? That’s fair, since I’m dissing your jack-off love-in. As a volunteer, I teach English as a second language to naturalized citizens. I’ve done this for four years now, and it is a difficult gift of my time, but it is satisfying. I have translated and explained ballot measures to my students, held informal Q&A sessions on the differences between political parties. And despite their troubles with this twisted tongue, my students vote. They care enough to vote because they worked hard to gain the tools that help them make their own decisions. See that, and you’ll understand why those of us who were born citizens with all the necessary tools already in our grasps shouldn’t be reaching for our phalluses instead.

Comparing 9/11 to this past election, as I’ve heard more than a few people do now, is folly. One was a horrific tragedy that should have made us rethink our conduct in the rest of the world; the other was a miserable disappointment that should make us rethink our conduct in our own country. Dividing ourselves along party lines is exactly what those in power want. It takes no effort at all to pluck a vote from a loyal partisan; what we all must become is loyal Americans, believing in the goodness of our country first, and questioning everything else.

Published by Halsted M. Bernard

An ever-molting black swan. Reader, writer, library director, over-enunciator. Listening + Unlearning. Opinions are my own. She/her. #BlackLivesMatter

6 thoughts on “extinguishing the effigy

  1. I would be willing to bet money, and I don’t normally gamble, that at least half of the people bitching the loudest and dancing around burning effigies didn’t vote.

  2. Nicely stated, as always.
    Thanks for bringing out those thoughts that were lurking in the back of my head.

    Get well soon, damn it!

  3. Thanks for posting this. I think there are a lot of people who need to read this. And thank you for teaching English. Language is a bridge to Unity and you’re helping build it 🙂 That is what Americans do.

  4. Amen, Car^H^H^H Halsted. 😉

    Let’s focus on some core issues and how to overcome them:

    – 9/11 was an inside job.
    – Bush stole the election

    Let’s use our power to make things right…


  5. Halsted, I agree with your view that whiners are politically masturbating. It is unfortunate these people are living in a presidential election induced depression. Distracted and distraught Americans are all that Osama bin Laden needs while he’s planning his September 11th sequel.

    What we as a country need to do is work together to make the United States a better place to live, work, and play. I believe when people contribute their time and make an effort to improve the communities they live in and cease pissing on each other, this country will gain respect in the world.

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