newsflashes

So I am about to get a FREE haircut just for being a hair model, which is so exciting to me, because I promised myself I’d get a haircut as soon as I was feeling better, so this is some sort of official statement to myself and all of my follicles that I am indeed vanquishing the Zombie Wounds.

Adding to the excitement, I have been asked out on an actual date tonight. I know it’s an actual date because not only will I have a new ‘do, but I can, for the first time in what seems like forever, shave my legs, since I’m not weeping pus or breaking out in violently itchy hives. I’ll be practically non-repulsive by dinner!

In other, less superficial news, the jury found Scott Peterson guilty, and I get to learn the art of the personal essay from Jon Carroll tomorrow.

Published by Halsted M. Bernard

An ever-molting black swan. Reader, writer, library director, over-enunciator. Listening + Unlearning. Opinions are my own. She/her. #BlackLivesMatter

3 thoughts on “newsflashes

  1. You said you were “asked out on an actual date”. Did you stop dating MSG and meet a new MSG who asked you out to go out tonight?

  2. The MSG was the one who asked me out on the date, which was made “actual” by what I mentioned: a new haircut and the ability to shave my legs.

    Sorry if that wasn’t clear.

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