things people say where I work

I need a book.
The printer is down.
I swear to fucking god I have slept through every class.
We have to pay for copies too?
I’ll call Facilities.
The teacher said it was okay if I brought my dog in.
Sign your timesheet.
Turn off your cell phone.
The network is down.
But I returned it!
I need to make some copies.
The printer’s out of ink.
I’ll call the Registrar.
No, it only takes fives.
Do you have any books about religion?
The machine is down.
Halsted knows. Ask Halsted.
We’re out of fives.
I don’t know.
Please turn off your cell phone.
Do you have any books about Martin Luther King, Jr.?
I have no idea.
Put it on the wiki!
Did you sign your timesheet?
Is it on the wiki?
I’m sorry, but we closed at 5.
I’m sorry, but that book is checked out.
I’m sorry, but we don’t carry that journal.
I’m sorry.

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