spam subjects poem

She will love you more than any other man —
just talked to him.
The narcotic analgesics are very similar.

Separate yourself from other men.
Anthony Hopkins
is so familiar.

Are there any precautions and side-effects?

Didn’t understand it;
can’t be a lover anymore.
These girls are all alone.

What did we do to make it happen?

[Addendum: I apologize for not explaining how these are constructed. I go into my spam folder and read through as many subject lines as I can take (roughly 500-1000), choose the ones I find most intriguing, then use each one as a discrete line of the poem, only adding punctuation and line breaks. Try it for yourself. It’s fun!]

11 thoughts on “spam subjects poem

  1. I think we must be on the same spamming lists, do you get those ones where they have copied a verse out of a book or something totally of topic.

    Then at the bottom theres a link to buy viagra.

  2. You must have taken a plenty of time to read through all of them. Brilliant indeed.

    I wonder, though, how Anthony Hopkins can be thrown in the mix?

  3. I have actually blogged about something like this. small blogosphere!

    name not associated with your cat (amazing coincidence!)

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