Here we go: end of the year spam couplets! Although these are not technically couplets, bear with me. The first lines are subject lines from my junk mail folder.

"It will be hard for you to imagine your wrist without the watch," she smirked, and I stalked out of the room.

A confident person is the one that has a decent look, a good gait, a way with a comb, a pair of unwrinkled pants.

If there will be only girls around, will you be ready? Will you tell them about what happened to the boys?

Be a man every time, everywhere, with any woman. Open the door for her even if she refuses to walk through it.

A totally different perspective of what’s going on is a lame way to enter this beleaguered argument.