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Halsted, 2016 (Portland, OR)
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About cygnoir.net

cygnoir.net is a personal website and webcam that has existed in some form or another since May 1998. It is written and produced by me, Halsted M. Bernard. It is a place where I write about the things that matter to me.

Why the funny name? Cygnoir is a word I made up many years ago. It is a portmanteau of cygne and noir, the French words for “swan” and “black”, respectively. (It is pronounced /siɲ-nwaʀ’/ while apologizing profusely to la langue française.) The pseudonym and site predate Taleb’s book and Aronofsky’s film, and I have never been a goth or a member of the SCA. I simply love wordplay and Cygnus atratus.

About Halsted

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Hullo. I’m Halsted, a/k/a Cygnoir, and I am a:

According to the Internet, I am currently feeling The current mood of cygnoir at www.imood.com.

There may be additional reading about me at the bottom of this page. I can’t promise anything. Text is unruly and attention spans are short.

Contact Halsted

If you wish to get in touch, say hello on Twitter or send me email with this form.

Please note: I do not own cygnoir.com, so do not send anything meant for me to that domain.

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cygnoir.net is hosted by WordPress.com. There are no sponsors. If you like what I do here, please share it on social media or via email or by tiny porcupine post. BE CAREFUL. There are hedgehogs posing as tiny porcupines and they are not to be trusted with the content of this site.
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If you prefer expressing your appreciation through other means, I have a couple of wish lists for gift-giving types, one for books and one for everything else.

I feel funny mentioning this but if you want to donate money, you can do so via PayPal, Square Cash, or Flattr.

Additional Reading

Hey, you made it! So I like lists. (Whaaaat? No.) Here’s a list of facts about me.

  • Name: My first name comes from Halsted Street in Chicago. My middle name is my paternal family name, and my last is derived from my maternal family name. Confusingly to many, nothing is hyphenated.
  • Aliases: Friends call me ’Sted. I also answer to Cygnoir, which is often shortened to Cyg. Past aliases include Joey, saranrapture, Carah, and Carinah.
  • Birthplace: Northwestern Pennsylvania, United States. I say “pop” instead of “soda” or “coke” though I don’t drink it. I also say “expressway” instead of “freeway” and I know the difference between Mennonites and Amish.
  • Residence: Portland, Oregon. Past homes include Edinburgh, San Francisco, Chicago, northwestern Pennsylvania, and Birmingham, Alabama.
  • Languages: Fluent in English. I was also once so in Italian, Spanish, German, and French, but they’re gone now. I have also dabbled in Esperanto, ASL, Irish Gaelic, and Mandarin. And, yes, okay, Klingon. not yap wa’ Hol!
  • Culture: Italian-American.
  • Totem: Cygnus atratus, but you knew that already.
  • Orientation: QUILTBAG.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good.
  • Stats: STR 8, INT 17, WIS 16, DEX 10, CON 8, CHR 18.
  • Status: Married to the astounding FunkyPlaid.
  • Professions: Writer, diarist, and librarian.
  • Education: MLIS with a focus on information management and a specialization in web development and digital archives; BA in the structure and culture of the English language, an individually-designed major that fused sociolinguistics, literary theory, and creative writing.
  • Personality type: According to the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, I am the rarest type, INFJ (Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging). In Enneagram terms, I am a Nine. And then there are other metrics like my Johari window and my three words.
  • Astrological Sign: Depending on your school of thought, I am either a Pisces with a Scorpio Moon and Cancer rising or a Water Ox.
  • Credo: Be kind to others. Be gentle with yourself. Let the world impress you. Kick ass.
  • State: Liquid.
  • Phase: Moult.
  • Metal: Silver.
  • Stone: Labradorite.
  • Cuisine: I love to eat, especially the following: tom kha gai, sushi, pho, butternut squash, barbecue, corn chowder, risotto, hanger steak, salt and pepper crab, chicken korma, mashed potatoes, Nutella-filled crepes, cheese fondue, roasted beets, prawn cocktail, lobster bisque, biscuits and gravy, gnocchi, pickles, and good old macaroni and cheese.
  • Couture: Simple, comfortable, and slightly quirky. Layers. Asymmetry. Mostly black with some solid, deep colors. Black boots. Silver jewelry.
  • Favorite word: Cygnoir, somewhat obviously. I also like serendipity, foible, extrapolate, and obliviscence.
  • Favorite letter: X.
  • Favorite typefaces: Gill Sans and Georgia.
  • Favorite color: Aubergine, known on the Web as #330033.
  • Favorite flowers: Calla lilies, French tulips, purple irises, moss roses, winter daphne, and poet’s jasmine.
  • Favorite time of day: The gloaming.
  • Favorite season: Autumn.
  • Favorite beverages: Water, tea, carrot juice, amaretto, and whisky. Not together.
  • Favorite flavor: Chocolate hazelnut, e.g. Nutella.
  • Favorite scents: Seawater, sandalwood, petrichor, books, and very few perfumes.
  • Favorite place to be: Near large bodies of water.
  • Favorite OS: Mac OS X.
  • Favorite gadget: Serendipity, my iPhone.
  • Amusements: Fountain pens and good paper, games, knitting, movies, music, photography, reading, running, virtual reality, being extremely silly for no real reason, and my cat, Zen.
  • Aversions: illiteracy, close spaces, curdled milk, eyeball injuries, people who don’t respect my very clear boundaries, feet, pretentiousness, mainstream media, Tori Amos’ music, politics, yellow gold, Burning Man as an excuse for anything, ignorance, instant coffee, being patted on the head, warmongering, incurable diseases, sexism, homophobia, racism, classism, religion, incorrect metadata, peeing outdoors, famewhores, passive aggression, sport-utility vehicles, alcoholism, and apathy.

Photo credit: FunkyPlaid. Illustration credit (black swan logo and hypno-eyes icon): Mike Jeung.